Dad jokes
Every dad joke design on mouse pads. New jokes land at the end.
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Becomes a parent
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes a parent.
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No eye deer
What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer
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Aye matey
What did the pirate say when he turned 80? Aye matey
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An investigator
What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An investigator
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A stick
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick.
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A gummy bear
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear
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When it's a jar
When is a door not a door? When it’s a jar.
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Because they lactose
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose.
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Elephino
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Elephino
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Because they make up everything
Why can’t you trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
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Dam
What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Dam
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Outlaws are wanted
What is the difference between in-laws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted.
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Walking, JK rolling
How did Harry Potter get down the hill? Walking. JK, rolling.
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